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Zion Bohlender

Zion Bohlender, Staff Writer

My name is Zion and I go to this school and I’m doing journalism. I have long hair, and don't leave the house without a pair of vans. I don't follow the status quo, and I'm an angsty rebel teen. You may think I'm crazy, but you are the ones who don't make since. My signature dance is juju on that beat, and I can vibe to any tune. I also am the best at the maniquin thingamagic while black beetles is playing. You think that was a fad in 2016? Well you're wrong. Stay woke.

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